What Goes on at the Spurs Training Ground (Ewetube)

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What Goes on at the Spurs Training Ground (Ewetube)

Postby Nick » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:59 am

An IT worker has appeared in court accused of trying to have sex with a sheep outside football club Tottenham Hotspur's training ground in North London.

Paul Lovell, of Magpie Close, Enfield, North London, faces a charge of indecent exposure under the Sexual Offences Act 2003 as well as a further charge of outraging public decency. He denies both charges.

Lovell was alleged to have been caught with the animal on Whitewebbs Lane, Enfield, close to the state-of-the-art training facility on 4 September.

In court, Lovell faced a charge of indecent exposure for allegedly exposing his genitals “intending that someone would see them and be caused alarm or distress contrary to section 66 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003”.

The 61-year-old, who attended court wearing a brown suit and turquoise jumper, was also charged with outraging public decency by allegedly “trying to commit a sexual act with a sheep and trying to encourage a sheep to perform a sexual act on you”.


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/09/19 ... ll_ground/
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Re: What Goes on at the Spurs Training Ground (Ewetube)

Postby Lynda » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:54 pm

They should never have moved their training ground. That sort of thing would never have happened in Chigwell.
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Postby keith » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:40 pm

Surely wearing a brown suit with a turquoise jumper is outraging public decency
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Postby Lynda » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:48 pm

Obviously the Style Police were needed as well as the local constabulary.
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Postby Nick » Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:06 am

Trying to be serious ..... is a court case the best way of dealing with someone who is mentally ill?
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Re: What Goes on at the Spurs Training Ground (Ewetube)

Postby Lynda » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:07 am

No, it isn't. Nor was it necessary for the report to mention that the field was next to Spurs' training ground. It has nothing whatsoever to do with Spurs.
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Postby Nick » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:52 am

Yeah right.

Somewhere there are some Arsenal Supporters singing a song about Spurs & Cows.
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Re: What Goes on at the Spurs Training Ground (Ewetube)

Postby Lynda » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:21 am

Their previous training ground in Chigwell was next to the Municipal tip. I suppose they thought they were moving upmarket to Enfield. Perhaps not.
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